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Post by francesci on Mar 29, 2013 22:27:24 GMT -8
With lack of a classy name, because I'm all out of good puns, here's your favorite quotes thread! Start posting your favorites quotes from fellow AEgir members or anybody else in TSW for that matter!
And since I couldn't find any of my personal favorites, I'll just have to add them later! Have fun!
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Post by dthblayde on Mar 30, 2013 6:26:10 GMT -8
[aegir][Francesci]: GRKL *dies*
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Post by Carl on Mar 30, 2013 10:31:25 GMT -8
Shay (on battling in the Fight Club): "I'm honoring my viking ancestors!"
Mila: "That would be a first."
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Post by dthblayde on Mar 30, 2013 20:19:41 GMT -8
Gabe to Alaric Storm in the London Fightclub:
"If a mere comment on how you are dressed, which by the way is clearly Truck Driverus Americanus, is enough to be considered an insult, then perhaps your skin needs to be a little thicker than the canvas that makes up your.... what are those? Converse?"
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Post by effinfitz on Mar 31, 2013 7:25:52 GMT -8
Cross-thread quote pwrs. Phear. you want to make sense? I think you misunderstand how this forum works Also, +10 internets to Core. I lol'd while brushing my teeth.
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Post by sersi on Mar 31, 2013 9:54:21 GMT -8
that WAS a good one! almost used that one myself
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Post by cecily on Mar 31, 2013 17:15:22 GMT -8
[Cabal] [Bookworm87]: hey leave me alone... well unless you want your next call to IT to so get dropped to bottom of the plie... I didnt even realise my head set was on... [Cabal] [Francesci]: Joke's on you! I don't even know what IT is! [Cabal] [Arx]: People suffering from godcomplex mostly. [Cabal] [Kotturr]: Said the lawyer.
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Post by Carl on Mar 31, 2013 23:41:03 GMT -8
Sylistra on Shay's drinking habits: "Medical worries when there's more blood than alcohol in her system."
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Post by effinfitz on Apr 1, 2013 0:11:45 GMT -8
Just for kicks, I ran a quick calculation on that, using beer as a base. Stop looking at me like that, I couldn't sleep. And yes, yes, Shay doesn't drink beer. I was too frightened to look up what 6 gallons of martinis might do to someone.
Anyway, BAC of about 1.5-1.6%. About 3 times the lethal level. Let's hear it for bees!
Plus, just because Carl's been picking on our poor CEO, a twitter feed.
@milacameron1: ..."tides." oi. "the idea," rather, and a cash prize to the first to find a phone that doesn't think it's smarter than me. @stuckeyweaver: I know the feeling. "I'm a writer, damn it. I think I know how to spell!" #dumbphone @syl_Ezraes: I thought that was what editors were for, Carl. @harlemshay: Considering how long his book has been with the editors... XD #LurnTwoSpel
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Post by Carl on Apr 4, 2013 23:29:22 GMT -8
*Just to show Fitz that Carl isn't afraid to poke fun at himself...*
Carl (telling Chassi about his past week): "On Monday night, I had a crazy woman (Ammie) try to set me on fire for wearing a tie, and later ended up tripping out on 'Shrooms in Romania. And that turned out to be the highlight of my week."
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Post by cecily on Apr 6, 2013 19:49:43 GMT -8
El-Profesor doesn't get this. Men are MADE to drip with oil, that's why they have -- oh, hey. Fight starting.
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Post by effinfitz on Apr 6, 2013 20:16:44 GMT -8
[Arnbjorn] shouts: And Three! Nice try, but you fucked up, Fucker Upper.
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Post by sersi on Apr 6, 2013 20:21:11 GMT -8
[Tigre-Blanc]: El-Professor cannot hear the meaningless words of non-Jello Warriors. It is like the hot sauce of a commercial taco chain -- tasteless and unappetizing.
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Post by effinfitz on Apr 6, 2013 20:55:29 GMT -8
Arnbjorn gets back up, only to descend down onto his foe again with a violent elbow drop! While his opponent is down, he would try to sit on his face - crown jewels right on his nose - while trying to pull his legs up to keep him locked down. [Arnbjorn]: DO YOU SMELL THE MIDGARD SERPENT?! [Tigre-Blanc]: Ohhhhh that is so not right...
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Post by dthblayde on Apr 6, 2013 21:14:21 GMT -8
(during wrestling practice. You'll have to come to the main event for the full thing) El-Profesor brings one foot up waist high, holds it, then hammers it down onto the ring, dropping into a low, greasy fighting stance -- arms before him, snarling wildly, pecs and buttocks flexing to a syncopated rhythm only he can hear!
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