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Post by sersi on Nov 21, 2012 9:59:19 GMT -8
happy holidays to all who Celebrate! hope you're day off is awesome!
in an unrelated note the 35th floor break room I have been informed is haunted by "poultrygeists". (Ask Mila). can a security member please investigate and all staff please remember to take your dead animals home with you at the end of the day!
<3 Shay
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Post by aleryn on Nov 21, 2012 11:13:47 GMT -8
Frank: WOOT bring on the food! Happy Holidays all! and um.. zombie chickens? not going down there... omg, was that an undead gerbil that just ran past? Tiev: *heavy Russian accent* I have in my possession a high powered military classified flamethrower. we will burn them from walls! Hahahahahahahaa *laughing goes on...* Who is coming to join with fun?!? Daniel: ........ Commies........ Tiev: *still laughing* Frank: IT..... HAS..... NO...... EYES ((Have a great one all  Remember to wear your best stretchy pants)) |
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Post by Carl on Nov 21, 2012 20:47:59 GMT -8
Carl is typing away at the computer in his office, working on his necessary reports. Suddenly he hears a loud bang at the closed door of his office. He turns and looks at the door. Another loud bang. Then an axe-head breaks through the wood of the door at about knee level. The axe strikes a few more times, then the head of a crazed-looking turkey appears in the newly created hole and yells: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRREEE'S TOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Carl then awakes in his bed back in his apartment, and groans. "That's the last time I have a turkey sandwhich before bed...." (Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  ) |
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Post by effinfitz on Nov 22, 2012 9:31:04 GMT -8
From: Mila
To: Housekeeping Staff
Subject: 35th Floor Breakroom
Please cancel all service for the 35th floor at this time. Also disregard all special requests that may be called in regarding the 35th floor, any "gobbling", "screaming," or pecking/scratching that you may hear coming from the break room, or any incredibly realistic fake blood seeping from the overhead vents. This is all part of a special seasonal promotion, and the entire floor should be considered "locked down" until a member of the senior staff issues the all-clear.
Thanks for your cooperation, and have a nice holiday!
- M
((Good day and good eating, all!))
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