To: HR RE: Intent to Fraternize

[tess]

Tess sits down in her newly furnished office and begins to type up an email. "This is so stupid. I can't believe Mila is actually making me do this...last time I plan a date over the company channel"

From: [e-mail]
To: Jenny Mercado, Director of HR
Subject: Intent to Fraternize Form

Having read and understood the AEgir handbook on Employee Fraternization: "AEgir and You, and Also Him", I hereby release AEgir Communications, its parent company and all subsidiaries from any legal liability that may result in my relationship, including but not limited to: Sexual harassment litigation, Alimony hearings, nefarious kidnappings of my partner, etc.

Furthermore I declare that I Teresa Auerbach am entering this agreement with Seraphine Gabel consensually, and am in no way manipulating or using my position within the company to coerce him/her into consort with me. (Consort? We haven't even had a first date)

Finally, I agree to maintain a high degree of professionalism. My duties to the company will always come first and I will not participate in any "Ooky touchy feely stuff" on company time (what the? Did Shay write this form?) except for nights out and the God and probably the Office Holiday party because, you know, partaaay (OK, Shay definitely wrote this form). I understand that my failure or inability to comply with any of the above may result in my immediate termination from AEgir Communications.

Signed
Teresa Auerbach "Tess"

Tess presses the "send button" and leans back in her chair. "Corporate life takes a lot of the romance out of dating in the work place"

[sersi]

((you called her Jenny. >.> You're SO gonna die now XD )

[angel]

((She'd have to get through me first to kill Tess! D:))

[tess]

((If she didn't want to be called Jenny, then she shouldn't list her name on the company website as Jenny. Though her official job title is "Evil Director of Human Resources" so it's probably done on purpose as a trap.

Edit: Oh it's Jenna? Yeah I'm boned.

It's a moot point anyway. It's been a pleasure working with all of you, Angel is going to murder me now...): ))

[effinfitz]

"This is so stupid. I can't believe Mila is actually making me do this...last time I plan a date over the company channel

Though her official job title is "Evil Director of Human Resources" so it's probably done on purpose as a trap.

((Mila really just meant to keep said inter-office fraternizing to, y'know. Outside the office. It scares the interns.

((That said, once she hears of it, this e-mail will supply her with no end of mirth! \o/))

[tess]

((As a relatively new employee, getting brow beaten by Mila over the intercom spooked Tess enough that she went through the employee handbook and found this form. It's just too bad that she didn't research enough to learn that it isn't necessary anymore. Or Jenna's name))

[sersi]

(((if its any consolation death is fairly temporary these days! ))

[angel]

((Murder? D: Nuuuu, Sera'd be resisting company orders to save you ))