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Post by effinfitz on Mar 18, 2013 16:12:27 GMT -8
ESI Labs is one of Ægir's most profitable subsidiaries. Their business is ostensibly the planning and execution of unique engineering projects: designing a subway in Amsterdam, cars for stormchasers, summer homes for overly wealthy hipsters. This brings in decent money. The real money's in the military contracts, however.
ESI's small staff is entirely in the know about the Secret World. While no more magical than the average engineers, they've an excellent and experience understanding of the wide variety of nightmarish creatures hiding in the dark corners of the world. They're also well aware of how ineffective conventional weapons can be against said creatures.
So they brainstorm prototypes, on demand. Silver phosphorous for werewolf population control. Submersible screamer mines to scare away deep ones. Drill mortars to contain and exterminate the tusker worms of Litchfield county. They make a field demonstration of the product, just to prove its effectiveness. The client picks up the plans, and all responsibility to mass produce. ESI keeps the patents, and reaps the profits.
In the current climate, business has been booming.
They can also make weapons for the anima-adapted. It's a new service, one facilitated by having two actual bees on staff. Still, the work isn't entirely original. Most of the models borrow heavily from Orochi designs, customized to each individual user. Other things, like armor, are also in development. It's a slowly growing project. Less profitable, maybe, but it's been explained that there maybe bigger things at stake.
The director hasn't disagreed. Yet.
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Post by effinfitz on Mar 18, 2013 16:36:37 GMT -8
ESI Design no. 4-1000572a-WE
Name : Huxtable-class Aggregate-Use Trembler Ordinance Cannon
Alias: The Jello Cannon, Huxtable Autocannon
Client: Naresuan 261
The Huxtable is a department favorite. Not just a massive piece of hardware with multiple rotating barrels wide enough to fit most tree trunks, but a massive piece of hardware with rotating barrels that fires jello.
Seriously.
A spike in gas bag (don't ask) population in Thailand has local forces scrambling, for the simple reason that standard ballistics makes the baggers explode. This is bad.
Since they typically come in broad swarms, loosely spaced, and move slower than spit, it was decided to move forward with an emplaned weapon with an absolutely disgusting rate of fire. Bonus points if it could include explosions but still kept the gas bags intact.
Traditional ammunition was right out. Three weeks were spent developing the Trembler class ordinance -- a separate design, detailed below. Suffice to say that the client purchased both, and now ESI gets paid per bullet. This is an oversized Gatling gun, mind.
Tremblers were made of several very vicious enzymes suspended in a gelatin casing. A magnetic catapult assembly in each barrel launches the round with decent accuracy but fantastic range and speed. The casing cracks off after a very short distance, letting the intended target -- gas bags -- get pelted by rapidly decelerating albumin. They get gooped, they lose their buoyancy, and slowly fall to the ground as the enzymes in the gel slowly harden the mix into a cement-like paste. The whole mess is then easily collected later and disposed of in a safe manner.
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Post by effinfitz on Mar 18, 2013 16:45:40 GMT -8
ESI Design 7-1000561x-MP
Name: Organic Design Intelligence Network
Alias: ODIN prototype
Client: SenTaxx Pharmaceuticals
This was a major project of ESI's. It's being kept very hush-hush. Especially the part about the prototype being stolen the eve it was completed.
You really don't want to mention that anywhere in the basements.
They'll hear you.
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