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[answers]

INT - BRIGHTLY LIT

Center on uniformed AEgir CONSULTANT. Smile for the cameras.

CONSULTANT
"Is there someone you're trying to reach, but just can't seem to connect with?"

Cut to

EXT - NIGHT

A {VERIZON GUY} wanders, lost, through a Chinatown marketplace. Lanterns {PRETTY, MODERN} hang between the buildings.

{VERIZON GUY}
"Uh...hello? Can you hear me?"

Cut back to CONSULTANT. Focus on SMILE.
"AEgir Communications can help you, when you need it most."

Cut back to {VERIZON GUY}, surrounded by figures in {RED COATS}.
"...I...I think I might be trapped in California...can ANYONE hear me?!"

An AEgir Communications VAN Arrives! The DRIVER leans out the window to give the {RED COATED} crowd a friendly {THUMB'S UP}. They {SMILE AMICABLY}, and fade into the crowd.

CONSULTANT V.O.
"All you have to do is call."

Fade to black as {VERIZON GUY} enters VAN, departs. Fade in AEgir Communications Logo.

CONSULTANT V.O.
"At AEgir Communications, We're Listening."

{FNORD}, End Sequence.

[sersi]

*Dani looks at the tv, somewhere between staring in disbelief and falling over laughing, before sending out a company memo*

For Internal Eyes only -
Our recent television spot was nothing done by myself or my team, but if the person responsible would please step forward and set up a meeting with me, we can talk about your future in the Public Relations department.
RSVP

Danielle Silverman