The Departments and You!

[sersi]

((This Thread will be updated with a list of who is in what department as needed.))

CEO - Seanne Rystaad
Personal Assistants - Mila Cameron, Jean Martinique

Human Resources
They... find humans? And spend them?

Evil Director of Human Resources - Ken "Caonedh" Loper
Requisitions - Miriam "Mary" Gutierrez (nee Laundy) ((NPC))

Field Investigation
The research and intelligence branch of Ægir Communications - the spies, black mailers and scientists and "finders of secrets best unfound".
Department Heads - Carl "Stuckey" Weaver - Head of Field Operations
Teresa "BlackTess" Auerbach - Head of Coordination and Logistics

• Dani "Cinamon" Silverman
  
• Isabelle "Accetta" Vinciguerra
  
• Annabelle "Bookworm87" Winston-Smyth
  
• Carlton "Ultimate-Carl" Flynn
  
• John "Jackets" Capriani
  
• Megan "Alathea" Pacelli
  
• Lucy "The-Intern" Randall
  
• Colette "Panthere-Rose" Marceau
  
• James "DateFaceMan" Price
  

Security Contractors
The Strong Arms of Ægir Communications - "Security Consultants", Body Guards, and fans of Ted Nuggent. But really, who isn't?
Department Head - Victoria "KoverGirl" Vega

• Tiev "Aleryn" Kukovsky
  
• Gabriel "Tigre-Blanc" Cartier
  
• Sylistra "Darkmyst" Erzaes
  
• Rachel "Cider" Pearce
  
• Seraphine "Angelman" Gabel
  
• Ryshin "Ryshin" Gannicus
  

Arcane Specialists
Finger wagglers, ...crazy hippes Masters of the arcane and scholars of eldritch secrets, these are our crazies *sighs* seekers of the unexplainable.
Department Head - Amaryllis "St-Ammie" Wicker

• Clarence "Eldritch" Wilde
  
• Juliet "Spider-Eyes" Blue
  
• Katie "Argot-Owl" Nebitsi
  
• Beryl "Liquia" Blyde
  
• Alina "Brightflower" Rose
  

Field Support
Field medics and first rate "triage specialists", they have all the best drugs and can keep you going long after you've begun praying for death!

• William "Redhook" Torbert
  
• Wanda "Solomanari" Dancescu (contracted medical professional)
  

Internal Memo - It is requested all Crisis Management Teams do not deploy without first acquiring a Field Support member, as to avoid a repeat of the Kingsmouth fiasco with Jenkins. Also it is requested the PR team scans all bereavement packages and makes sure the flowers are not laced with toxins or hallucinogenics as to avoid a repeat of the Mrs. Jenkins fiasco.

Public Relations/Marketting
My best friends. They make us ALL look good, and throw killer parties.Department Head - Noel "Cecily" Green

• Dani "Cinamon" Silverman
  
• Malcolm "Kottur" Sigurdsson
  
• Maralah Brightstone
  
  

IT

• Anna "Bookworm87" Winston-Smyth
  
• Jia "JiaXpora" Lin
  
• Choi "TheChoi" Zhangsun
  
• Wendy TheRedHead" Lynch
  

Finance and Aquisitions

• William "Hexomaph" Jericho
  

Legal

• Edward "Palmer" Jameson
  
• Wilhelm "Arx" Evert
  

[yasfan]

Jean's computer pings softly, announcing a new email from the boss. His left eye twitches very slightly--as it has for the last three times his computer has made that particular sound. He reads over the departmental descriptions carefully.

Jun 18, 2012 17:15:53 GMT -8 sersi said:

Human Resources
They... find humans? And spend them?

Jean sighs and crosses this descriptor out. It's far too accurate. In its place he inserts "People who work with people to help our most valuable commodity--people."

Investigation
The research and intelligence branch of Ægir Communications - the spies, black mailers and scientists and "finders of secrets best unfound".

Contractors
The Strong Arms of Ægir Communications - "Security Consultants", Body Guards, and fans of Ted Nuggent. But really, who isn't?

Specialists
Finger wagglers, ...crazy hippes Masters of the arcane and scholars of eldritch secrets, these are our crazies *sighs* seekers of the unexplainable.

Operatives
I have been advised not to talk to much about this department. If you have killed someone or stolen something and no one found out, hopefully you work here.

Jean grimaces. He was beginning to think she was getting the hang of this--and he had to agree about Ted Nugent.

Ah well. He crosses out the entire description of Operatives and replaces it with "Field personnel who excel at achieving goals discreetly. Our operatives are subjected to the finest and most comprehensive background checks in the business."

Public Relations/Marketing
My best friends. They make us ALL look good, and throw killer parties.

He smirks and leaves this one alone. Just now the PR department is in love with their young and vibrant new CEO. He predicts the honeymoon will end with her first press conference.

He taps the side of the keyboard thoughtfully and forwards the list on with the header: "Internal distribution, to be modified as appropriate for public recruiting drives. --JM."

[sersi]

Notice to all employees - As most of our operations should be considered "covert", the Covert Operation teams has been folded into the other branches. Thank you. Also you smell nice today.

<3 Shay

[sersi]

The roster has been updated! If you aren't on it you might not exist. Try explaining THAT one to HR!
Also we have updated to reflect changes in management and Tiev's moving to security. Go Tiev!

<3