Post by sersi on Aug 5, 2012 14:44:28 GMT -8
((Employee snapshots are just short write-ups of the otherwise faceless Ægir employees that the team might interact with. Go ahead, use 'em! Or just soak up the lore.))
BORN Jenna Mercado - Bellevue, WA 05/23/1981 Overlake Medical Hospital.
Grew up West Seattle, Seattle, WA - Child of a single father (Jaime Mercado - 08/03/1963, son of Filipino immigrants - Mother [UNKNOWN].
Graduated West Seattle High 1999 without honors. Not voted most likely for anything - copy of year book on file. No sports. No clubs. No signatures. No well wishes. Sad face.
Attended Bellevue College - 2000 - 2004, with a major in Psychology, minor in Business Ethics (seriously?). Graduated with 3.6 in Psychology, 2.5 in Ethics. Through college worked front desk at Stargazers books and Occult supplies.
Jenna went to college. She went to class - although mostly no one seemed to notice. She graduated - her father was proud. She met "a boy" and when he got his "big job" and moved to New York City to sell worthless junk to worthless people, she dutifully followed him. A week later she found out he was cheating on her with the girl that served coffee in the lobby. She didn't blame him. Who could pass up free coffee? A week later he had contracted a handful of embarrassing yet non-fatal STD's and she counted her blessing she missed out on that little bit of life experience, and that was that.
Jenna was on her own in the big(ger) city. She needed a house. She needed a job. She applied as a receptionist at Ægir Communications, and was told that they were "not hiring", or she "lacked experience", or "would someone please get this mousey girl the hell out of my office", depending on who she managed to talk to that day. She kept up at it for a week, before giving up and finding a job at the local public library.
But she held a grudge. Oyes.
Fast forward 5 years, and she now has administrative experience. She has a RESUME!, and EXPERIENCE!, and CLEAN CLOTHES! She plans to come back, and get a job just to SHOW EVERYONE ONCE and for all, but is told she "is over qualified", and again "would someone get this mousey girl out of my damn office while I'm trying to enjoy my chimichanga?" The next day the Director of Human Resources suffered a series of fatal accidents
(Today! On the news at 6! Director of Human Resources Christian LeRoux was attacked by a Jaguar in his 2003 BMW, while being rear ended by another driver. His car was pushed into the path of an unmanned freight train. Police say he did not suffer, however as the car's exhaust was malfunctioning, and he had already suffocated. Foul play is not expected, as the Jaguar is unharmed.)
Jenna was in the lobby bright and early with an updated Resume, and left with a job and the ability to make the employees of the company pay.
Using in-game, or, RP notes.
Jenna handles hiring, firing and benefits for all of Ægir Communications - and not just the covert departments. A blood mage of some considerable ability, she was one of the few Awakened folks to work for the company before the Illuminati took over, and has held on to her job since then, as, frankly, she scares the hell out of them.
She handles most things with a crisp efficiency that focuses on getting the job done with the fewest happy parties possible. For loved ones to receive benefits for Untimely Death, your Untimely Death benefits must be filled out in triplicate. In advance. She set Encroachers to guard the second security check point to the Restricted areas. They are only bound to not attack her, and three other employees. She has not told anyone which employees those are. Including those three employees. (Shay has since learned she is NOT one of those Employees). No one goes to the Restricted areas anymore.
Jenna does not smile. She does not laugh. She does not joke. Ever. The former Assistant Manager of Public Relations had a few drinks at the last staff Christmas party and called her Jen. No one has heard from him since. (Rumor has it he was transfered to Phone Sells.)
She is particularly hard on a lot of the Illuminati Employees. Perhaps its because she "liked' Solveig, and does NOT "like" his good for nothing hussy of a daughter, and "likes" even less the new Shareholders. Possibly it is just because a lot of said employees were hired without having to go through her gauntlet of otherworldly horrors. If you ask for vacation, she may ask you to fill out Form - 3.1415X. She does not have copies. You may not make copies. You can find them in the Restricted area. Have a nice day.
BORN Jenna Mercado - Bellevue, WA 05/23/1981 Overlake Medical Hospital.
Grew up West Seattle, Seattle, WA - Child of a single father (Jaime Mercado - 08/03/1963, son of Filipino immigrants - Mother [UNKNOWN].
Graduated West Seattle High 1999 without honors. Not voted most likely for anything - copy of year book on file. No sports. No clubs. No signatures. No well wishes. Sad face.
Attended Bellevue College - 2000 - 2004, with a major in Psychology, minor in Business Ethics (seriously?). Graduated with 3.6 in Psychology, 2.5 in Ethics. Through college worked front desk at Stargazers books and Occult supplies.
Jenna went to college. She went to class - although mostly no one seemed to notice. She graduated - her father was proud. She met "a boy" and when he got his "big job" and moved to New York City to sell worthless junk to worthless people, she dutifully followed him. A week later she found out he was cheating on her with the girl that served coffee in the lobby. She didn't blame him. Who could pass up free coffee? A week later he had contracted a handful of embarrassing yet non-fatal STD's and she counted her blessing she missed out on that little bit of life experience, and that was that.
Jenna was on her own in the big(ger) city. She needed a house. She needed a job. She applied as a receptionist at Ægir Communications, and was told that they were "not hiring", or she "lacked experience", or "would someone please get this mousey girl the hell out of my office", depending on who she managed to talk to that day. She kept up at it for a week, before giving up and finding a job at the local public library.
But she held a grudge. Oyes.
Fast forward 5 years, and she now has administrative experience. She has a RESUME!, and EXPERIENCE!, and CLEAN CLOTHES! She plans to come back, and get a job just to SHOW EVERYONE ONCE and for all, but is told she "is over qualified", and again "would someone get this mousey girl out of my damn office while I'm trying to enjoy my chimichanga?" The next day the Director of Human Resources suffered a series of fatal accidents
(Today! On the news at 6! Director of Human Resources Christian LeRoux was attacked by a Jaguar in his 2003 BMW, while being rear ended by another driver. His car was pushed into the path of an unmanned freight train. Police say he did not suffer, however as the car's exhaust was malfunctioning, and he had already suffocated. Foul play is not expected, as the Jaguar is unharmed.)
Jenna was in the lobby bright and early with an updated Resume, and left with a job and the ability to make the employees of the company pay.
Using in-game, or, RP notes.
Jenna handles hiring, firing and benefits for all of Ægir Communications - and not just the covert departments. A blood mage of some considerable ability, she was one of the few Awakened folks to work for the company before the Illuminati took over, and has held on to her job since then, as, frankly, she scares the hell out of them.
She handles most things with a crisp efficiency that focuses on getting the job done with the fewest happy parties possible. For loved ones to receive benefits for Untimely Death, your Untimely Death benefits must be filled out in triplicate. In advance. She set Encroachers to guard the second security check point to the Restricted areas. They are only bound to not attack her, and three other employees. She has not told anyone which employees those are. Including those three employees. (Shay has since learned she is NOT one of those Employees). No one goes to the Restricted areas anymore.
Jenna does not smile. She does not laugh. She does not joke. Ever. The former Assistant Manager of Public Relations had a few drinks at the last staff Christmas party and called her Jen. No one has heard from him since. (Rumor has it he was transfered to Phone Sells.)
She is particularly hard on a lot of the Illuminati Employees. Perhaps its because she "liked' Solveig, and does NOT "like" his good for nothing hussy of a daughter, and "likes" even less the new Shareholders. Possibly it is just because a lot of said employees were hired without having to go through her gauntlet of otherworldly horrors. If you ask for vacation, she may ask you to fill out Form - 3.1415X. She does not have copies. You may not make copies. You can find them in the Restricted area. Have a nice day.
