Post by Ammie on Feb 21, 2013 13:50:34 GMT -8
((Just for fun. Figured this is what Shay would do to me after I revealed my living conditions to her. If there's actually a player that does this kind of thing, apologies for speaking for you.))
Ammie has been to New York once before following Bach's research trail, but her visit had been largely kept to Brooklyn's underbelly with no time to take in the sights. She'd been a little surprised when she received a packet in her P.O. box from Ægir, including a corporate style letter of polite imperatives.
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Dear Ms. Amaryllis Wicker,
It is my pleasure to welcome you to our clientele, and provide instructions on how you may prepare yourself for the upcoming business venture.
A driver will be waiting for you outside the Albion Theater at 7pm on Thursday, February 21. Please bring all materials and belongings you wish, and prepare for a 7-8 hour flight. Your flight will be American Airlines flight 6146 from Heathrow, and first class boarding will begin at 8:00pm. You may expect a 7-8 hour flight, arriving at JFK airport at approximately 10:40pm local time. A driver will meet you at the gate, and escort you to the Ægir building. Reservations have been made for you at our five-star hotel under the name Amy Thatcher.
You will be pleased to stay in New York until the date of business. All costs of hotel services will be covered by the company, including room services, bar tabs accumulated at the Ægir's Alehouse pub, or any dining at our internationally acclaimed restaurant, Rán's.
During your stay, we ask that you do not exit the building unaccompanied. However, if you would like to take in some of the sights in our city, an optional private sightseeing tour has been arranged to begin at your discretion, covering many of the most famous attractions. Broadway tickets have also been secured, for a selection of productions. To participate in any of these activities, please contact our dedicated concierge at the telephone number below.
We invite you to relax, and prepare for our business in any way you see fit. We ask that if defacement or destruction of hotel property is necessary, you contain it to the area of your hotel room. You will receive further instructions on Saturday with regards to business proceedings.
Warmest regards,
Ægir Communications Client Associations Team
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Ammie scoffed.
"Try to bribe ME with extravagance and hedonism, will you? Cage me in some giant opulent bloody hotel and pay for my food and bar tab? Leash me to some babysitter to take me around the city and cater to my every bloody whim?"
She turned the packet over, removing the airline tickets and turning them over in her hands.
"Brilliant. Sod it. I could do with a holiday." Her eyes flashed in that 'here comes trouble' way. "They have yet to conceive of a bloody guest receipt."
She broke down into a bout of maniacal villainous laughter as she headed home to pack. The other people in the otherwise quiet post office parted for her to leave. Or more probably, stepped away from her to avoid being infected with crazy.
Ammie has been to New York once before following Bach's research trail, but her visit had been largely kept to Brooklyn's underbelly with no time to take in the sights. She'd been a little surprised when she received a packet in her P.O. box from Ægir, including a corporate style letter of polite imperatives.
~~~
Dear Ms. Amaryllis Wicker,
It is my pleasure to welcome you to our clientele, and provide instructions on how you may prepare yourself for the upcoming business venture.
A driver will be waiting for you outside the Albion Theater at 7pm on Thursday, February 21. Please bring all materials and belongings you wish, and prepare for a 7-8 hour flight. Your flight will be American Airlines flight 6146 from Heathrow, and first class boarding will begin at 8:00pm. You may expect a 7-8 hour flight, arriving at JFK airport at approximately 10:40pm local time. A driver will meet you at the gate, and escort you to the Ægir building. Reservations have been made for you at our five-star hotel under the name Amy Thatcher.
You will be pleased to stay in New York until the date of business. All costs of hotel services will be covered by the company, including room services, bar tabs accumulated at the Ægir's Alehouse pub, or any dining at our internationally acclaimed restaurant, Rán's.
During your stay, we ask that you do not exit the building unaccompanied. However, if you would like to take in some of the sights in our city, an optional private sightseeing tour has been arranged to begin at your discretion, covering many of the most famous attractions. Broadway tickets have also been secured, for a selection of productions. To participate in any of these activities, please contact our dedicated concierge at the telephone number below.
We invite you to relax, and prepare for our business in any way you see fit. We ask that if defacement or destruction of hotel property is necessary, you contain it to the area of your hotel room. You will receive further instructions on Saturday with regards to business proceedings.
Warmest regards,
Ægir Communications Client Associations Team
~~~
Ammie scoffed.
"Try to bribe ME with extravagance and hedonism, will you? Cage me in some giant opulent bloody hotel and pay for my food and bar tab? Leash me to some babysitter to take me around the city and cater to my every bloody whim?"
She turned the packet over, removing the airline tickets and turning them over in her hands.
"Brilliant. Sod it. I could do with a holiday." Her eyes flashed in that 'here comes trouble' way. "They have yet to conceive of a bloody guest receipt."
She broke down into a bout of maniacal villainous laughter as she headed home to pack. The other people in the otherwise quiet post office parted for her to leave. Or more probably, stepped away from her to avoid being infected with crazy.